
- Band advertises show at 10 p.m. sharp! Don't be late!
- Loyal fans start trickling in around 9:45. Casual fans text to clarify the start time or to explain that they're "on the way."
- Band milks it, hoping to maximize the crowd before the next band on the bill, the bar staff, and/or the fans who are already there become impatient.
- An adequate number of people have arrived by 10:30. Band starts playing. Venue fills up by the set's third song.
- For the band's next show, even the loyal fans realize that the band members are lying when they tell everyone to be there at 10 p.m. sharp! They show up at 10:30. This pushes the casual fans back to 10:45. Now, the next band on the bill and the bar staff are starting to get impatient.
- The pattern continues.
This will never happen, but it's worth bringing up.
"Time keeps on slipping, into the future..."
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