It's Halloween night, baby! Tonight at 8:30, Nietzsche's is a portal to hell, so if you feel like you deserve some eternal damnation with a side of inebriation, (or vice versa) you should stop by (with 5 dollars. Gotta pay for your pain!) You may or may not be surprised at some of the contorted faces that appear in Nietzsche's corner of the inferno.

Well Worn Boot, for example. While it's not a huge surprise that these hell-raisers have found their place in the fiery pit, one has to be curious as to exactly what crimes against humanity became their downfall. They will likely be found in the fourth circle of gluttony, and at that rate who wouldn't? Maybe Baby Buckingham robbed too many trick 'r treaters of their candy. Maybe Plainsman had a good time that went too far. Billy Klubb is practically undead, so I assume he just visits the guys on weekends. Can the Horse be guilty of sin? Does this make them Hell's house band?

Aircraft lives in the first circle of poets and philosophers. Lesser bands have committed suicide after hearing the aural strains of Aircraft's haunting and heavy sounds. This alone shouldn't be the cause for the band's struggle in limbo, so these nice fellas must be hiding some dark secrets.

We can only assume that The Merchants' place in Hell can be attributed to the burn wounds left on their victims from the scorching guitar that is a primary weapon in much of their music. Mild mannered gentlemen, you'll find them surrounded by red in the lust circle. It's Halloween, so of course you want to get laid, right? Well, not if you want to survive... (see: horror films with teenagers.)

Not only does Mr. Boneless round out to be an awesomely Halloweenie name, but their music is also freaky and spastic. Along with Folkfaces and Pants and the Family, you'll hear them crying out from the Eight Circle, which encompasses more sins than you can count with all your digits. 

Who wouldn't want a peek into Hell, on Halloween of all nights?