Yesterday, "Good Time," the long-awaited, much-teased single from Paris Hilton and Lil' Wayne, officially dropped. There have been some contenders, but I think we've finally found the worst song in the history of the world. I'm saying this as an overall fan of Lil' Wayne, and an accidental defender of Paris Hilton (When she released her first single, "Stars are Blind," I was in a bit of a weird phase and maybe admitted that I kind of liked it). But anyway, "Good Time" is is irredeemably bad. These are Paris Hilton's lyrics:
Are you having a good time
Cause I'm having a good time
And I might be a bit tipsy
But that's okay 'cause you're with me
I came here just to party
All this don't you hate on me, yeah
Got my sexy girls with me
Oh, I love it
Wo-oh, let's party
Yeah, let's party, and have a good time
Wo-oh, let's party
Yeah, let's party, and have a good time
There go the paparazzi
I really don't give a fuck, who got in my way
'Cause I came to party rock
Good times are here, and you know they're here to stay
If you're not here to party, move and get out of the way
Those are the the lyrics she sings, in various degrees of repetition. That's it. That's what Young Money just signed her for and paid her to do. The fourth paragraph is her big verse, and look out, Paris came to tear some shit up. She doesn't give a fuck about the paparazzi. That's some pretty edgy stuff.
Yes, she's hot. Yes, she spends the entire video in a bikini. But why subject yourself to listening to an awful song when you can just watch her sex tape and call it a day? Lil' Wayne, unsurprisingly, totally mails-in his verse. I, as usual, have no idea what the fuck he is talking about.
As for the video itself, the cuts are so quick and disorienting that you can't really tell how good of a time these people are having. For whatever reason, there is a blow-up giraffe and a blow-up zebra hanging out by the pool. I guess those things are fun. I kept looking for Fred Durst, another fairly recent Young Money signee, another veteran of the sex-tape world, hanging out poolside in his hoodie and red Yankees fitted. He wasn't there, but look at the heat Young Money is now packing: Can you imagine a sex tape, I mean music video with Limp Bizkit, Paris Hilton, and Nicki Minaj? The future is full of potential.
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