Hypothetical: It's the biggest drinking night of the year, and you want to get smashed, but you also want to bombard your aural senses with stimulating rock n' roll of the most powerful nature. While I'm sure there are plenty of fine establishments looking to rock your body into Turkey Day, Nietzsche's boasts a line-up to be feared. Handsome Jack, Johnny Nobody, Bobo, and The Merchants will rock the hangover right out of you and leave you salivating for that turkey dinner. You won't even be able hear your family screaming at each other, so thank the talented musicians above. The show starts at 10, and it's a measly 5 bucks.