With a face like that, it's clear to see why some gangster-ass pre-teen girls would want to threateningly play and hide-and-seek around The Malones and Aircraft's travel trailer.

This just in: a very drunk bunch of white boys are assessing the city of Cleveland and a group of girls that could potentially bring trouble into the parking lot of an apartment complex where the band has parked the van and trailer. A theme for their stay in Ohio is that Cleveland is the home town of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. We all know they go hoooaarrdd. Shit, Flesh-n-Bones spent ten years in prison for some crazy AK-47 action. Our friends are in peril and Malones' front-man Steven Floyd is disillusioned and posing like Betty damned Page.

Will the boys make it through the night? Will they need to stand up or back down?? Will the young girls bring out their homeboys and make a mockery of their manhood?! More on the gang and their misadventures to come.