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Calling All Hardy Boys and Nancy Drews: GRAMMY Mysteries


After surveying the list of nominees for 2012, the strangeness of the 55th annual GRAMMYs’ selections were instantly striking. Were the nominations inspired by critical consensus, Billboard popularity, or merely personal voter taste? And why did it seem, as in years past, that the judges were unaware of the actual year the music they selected was from? Why, again, were the options for Best New Artist comprised of artists who had already released records years before? Just what are the GRAMMYs out to celebrate and who are they hoping to appeal to?

Mystery #1: The Case of the Same Sound, Different Genre

El Camino by the Black Keys is a groovy joyride of an album. It’s more than licensed to drive on the GRAMMYs’ highways. The Album of the Year nominee was released, however, in December of 2011. Furthermore, the Black Keys previously were categorized by the GRAMMYs as an alternative act, winning Best Alternative Music Album for Brothers (bafflingly beating out Arcade Fire’s The Suburbs for the award although The Suburbs were handed Album of the Year). They are now in the running for Best Rock Album and were not considered for Best Alternative Music Album, though Tom Waits, rarely classified as “alternative,” was. Additionally, Jack White’s White Stripes-sounding solo release was labeled as a Rock Album, despite the White Stripes’ consistent placement in the Alternative Music category. Has the alternative genre been reconsidered by the Recording Academy for sociological reasons or do the changes reflect some other form of enigmatic politicking that subtly serves record sales?

Mystery #2: The Case of the Rapidly Aging Definition of “New”

Last year, Bon Iver was notably given the award for Best New Artist. In the year prior, Esperanza Spalding beat out Justin Bieber for the same commendation. In both cases though, Bon Iver and Spalding had popular careers and followings established long before being declared “new.” For Emma, Forever Ago by Bon Iver was a massive hit in 2008. Bon Iver received his Best New Artist award for Bon Iver, Bon Iver in 2011. This year, fun. are up for Best New Artist, in spite of debuting an LP in 2009, while most of their fellow nominees are blatant 2011 acts. Is “new” now defined by when members of the Recording Academy have heard of a band? And if so, how had they not heard of these bands if they are touted as industry experts?

Mystery #3: The Case of the Hat-Picked Nominees

According to besteveralbums.com’s calculations, based on critical lists the most acclaimed albums of 2012 were Bloom by Beach House, Blunderbuss by Jack White, Channel Orange by Frank Ocean, good kid, m.A.A.d city by Kendrick Lamar, and Shields by Grizzly Bear. The best-selling albums of 2012 released in 2012 were Red by Taylor Swift, Babel by Mumford & Sons, Tuskegee by Lionel Richie, Believe by Justin Bieber, and Blown Away by Carrie Underwood. Of the aforementioned albums, three were considered for Album of the Year (Blunderbuss, Channel Orange, and Babel). The other two selections, Some Nights and El Camino, were both highly successful chart-topping records. Acts like Beach House, Kendrick Lamar, and Grizzly Bear, however, were uniformly snubbed. None of this was unexpected.

More unexpected and quite confusing are the nominee selections for nearly every other category. Critical darlings like Kendrick Lamar and Killer Mike were omitted from Best Rap Album nominations. Mumford & Sons received a nomination for Best Americana Album despite being very very British and did not receive a nomination for Best Folk Album. Films like Midnight in Paris from early in 2011 were nominated for Best Compilation Soundtrack For Visual Media alongside movies from midway through 2012. Music videos from albums nominated for GRAMMYs last year (such as Foster the People’s Torches) were given recognition. The Recording Academy appeared absolutely obsessed with “Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You)” by Kelly Clarkson for no identifiably justified reasons, showering the track with three nominations. The difference between Song of the Year and Record of Year came across as puzzling as ever, apparently with the former focusing on quality lyrics. Which clearly explains why “Call Me Maybe” is nominated for Song of the Year but not Record of the Year, and “Thinkin Bout You” is nominated for Record of the Year but not Song of the Year.

But who can unpack and unfurl the logic of the GRAMMY nominations? Who can penetrate the haze of their incoherent mysteries? Can the Recording Academy even explain them? Can you?







The Five Most Heinous Affronts to Humanity (In the Form of Grammy Nods)


The Grammys are sort of like a combination of a circle jerk and a dreamless sleep. It's an opportunity for the Recording Industry Association of America to excessively congratulate itself, but it really, really doesn't matter at all or mean anything. Every year, they hand out entirely too many awards to musicians, songwriters, and engineers who've produced stuff that almost always falls somewhere between “Boring!” and “I So Don't Care.” on the empirical Quality-In-Music spectrum.

At last night's ceremony, there was a bit of a head-scratching moment when Bon Iver collected the award for “Best New Artist.” For those keeping score at home, that's Bon Iver, the group who released their debut in 2008. (MGMT was nominated for the same award in 2010, three years after they dropped their first record.) If you read through lists of winners over the years, you'll see the RIAA has a history of ineptitude when it comes to this stuff. Check out these boners:


5) Creed's “With Arms Wide Open” – Best Rock Song

Pearl Jam pulled it off. Stone Temple pilots had a good spin on it. Live was passable, if not a bit goofy. Then inexcusable acts like Nickelback and Creed took the 90s trend of curling your tongue up when you sing, and added their signature Dick Rock to make some of the worst music to ever hit ears. That they won the award for Best Rock Song in 2001 is appalling, but not surprising, since they probably sold a billion copies of it, which also is appalling.


This is what they sound like to me.


4) Milli Vanilli – Best New Artist

In 1989, pop duo Milli Vanilli was on top of the world. Their hit “Girl You Know It's True” went 6x Platinum, and they took home the Grammy for Best New Artist in 1990. Then it was revealed, in a disasterous live gaff, that the performers were lip-syncing and weren't the actual singers – just a couple hot dudes who could dance. They had to give the Grammy back, and there were some lawsuits blah blah blah, then everyone forgot about it, and the RIAA kindly went back to giving awards to tons of other artists who don't actually make their own music.


“I wanted to die.” Lolz!


3) Baha Men's “Who Let the Dogs Out?” – Best Dance Recording

Ah, remember Baha Men? And their hit “Who Let the Dogs Out?” Remember? It was nice, you know, for the kids, so it made sense when they won a Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award for it. But then they won a Grammy, too. You know when a sucky person hits on you at the bar, and you kinda want to humor them to get a free drink, but they're a really sucky person, and you're drunk but you know better than to positively sanction their suckiness? Well, the Grammys must be VERY drunk. And the fact that the song beat Eiffel 65's “Blue (Da Ba Dee)” means that at some point, someone had to intentionally choose between Baha Men and Eiffel 65, which makes me substantially uncomfortable in my own skin.


Clearly a better song.


2) Black Eyed Peas – like, every award

Before Fergie joined the Black Eyed Peas, they were actually a pretty decent, abstract hip hop outfit. Then they must have read that Mencken quote (“No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public”), and decided to kick out a couple of the dudes, hire on a hot lady, and switch to making terrible pop. Then they sold 65 million records and won about a thousand Grammys! Go-ooo, American Public!


The less unbearable half of the band.


1) Talking Heads' Speaking in Tongues – Best Recording Package


This Grammy nod is more frustrating than baffling. Talking Heads were one of the goodest bands, like, ever, and the only time they won a Grammy was for the packaging of 1983's Speaking in Tongues. It's a cool package, yeah, but I promise that if you play the record itself, the sounds are even cooler.



The Fear of Music LP had raised diamond plate. Where were you on that one, RIAA?


Ok, well that's it, that's the end of the article. Check out this Colbert Report segment about the Grammys featuring The Black Keys and Vampire Weekend. I mean, if you have time, it's not really a big deal.

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Do I Really Have To Like Adele?



I am totally one of those people who won't like an artist because I'm supposed to. It's not that I'm stubborn, it's just that I can't if I feel there's a push, and if it's one thing I am sensitive to, it's a push. Like Bon Iver. It seems like the indie rock/mainstream zeitgeist has entirely bent itself to adore Bon Iver. For more than a year it's been "Bon Iver this" and "Bon Iver that" with Justin Vernon popping up seemingly everywhere and Pitchfork doing a story about the Bon Iver every other day. My beloved Flaming Lips even got in on the act, making hay out of their collaboration with Vernon for their new album. Bon Iver was inescapable... until I listen to Bon Iver and find myself singularly disinterested. Bon Iver isn't especially objectionable, but there's something that's repelling me from giving them the time of day.

To a certain extent that's how I feel about Adele. I'm glad she's got her voice back and that she continues to triumph over assorted trials and tribulations, and I wish her well as a human being and as an artist, but..... I can't muster  up even the slightest interest even though she's become completely ubiquitous. Of course she was going to win big at the Grammy's. 2011 was "the year of Adele." Just not for me. Maybe after all the Adele hubbub dies down.


Thanks for letting me get that off of my chest.




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buffaBLOG's Grammy Preview


The 54th annual Grammy Awards will take place tonight on a television near you. As always, the show will be packed with performances from some of music’s hottest stars, and there are definitely a few you wont want to miss. The Beach Boys are reuniting for their first appearance in two decades, and they’re doing some sort of collaboration with Foster the People and Maroon 5. God only knows what we’d do without the Beach Boys. Also, Jennifer Hudson announced late last night that she will pay tribute to Whitney Houston, who passed away yesterday at age 48.
There are also some indie acts nominated for major awards that we’re super-psyched about. Bon Iver is in the running for Record of the Year, Song of the Year, and Best New Artist. Cut/Copy, The Decemberists, Wilco, and My Morning Jacket are also nominated for awards.
Be sure to tune in to CBS at 8 for all the excitement, and if we’re lucky, at least one trainwreck.

Lauren Mook