It's Christmas. A gentle snow is falling. The house has been tastefully decorated. You and your nebulously defined "partner" are bouncing around the abode like a bunch of giddy jerks, 'cause, look: he got you like a million presents. You are Hall & Oates.

This cover of "Jingle Bell Rock" is by no means an extraordinary (...or even mundane, really) Christmas song. But the video? Well, it's mind-reeling bad, but in all the right ways. The only thing that could've made it better is if Hall & Oates actually let the what looks like The Beastie Boys in at the 0:45 mark, and then they proceeded to make everyone "fight for their respective prerogatives to celebrate."