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The buffaBLOG Shirt

 



If you look up top at the tabs of this blog, you’ll see one that says “store.” When you click on the store tab, you will see a buffaBLOG T-shirt for sale. It’s a great shirt, but if you are still undecided about buying it, here are some true facts that might sway you to get one.


- There once was a band called Plain White T’s. After this shirt came out, they became Gray buffaBLOG T’s.


- Bieber Fever is out there and it is real, so be safe and wear protection. These shirts are 99% effective for preventing Bieber Fever.


- The price of these shirts is so good, not even Chris Brown could beat them.


- The Bare Naked Ladies saw these shirts and couldn’t help but wear them so they are now known as Ladies.


- ZZ Top wrote their song “Sharp Dressed Man” about a man wearing a buffaBLOG shirt.


- Adele did write her album 21 about a boyfriend that broke up with her however it wasn’t about him leaving. It was about him leaving while wearing her buffaBLOG shirt.


- They liked this shirt so much, Dem Franchize Boys are making a remix of the following song as "buffaBLOG Tee.” 

 Matthew Lenox
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Music Mashups: A Few Wishes


The following are a few song mashups I would like to see, but do not have the talent to create myself. I checked Youtube and was unable to find any of these mashups already existing either so I ask someone out there to consider creating them. Now before you read this list, I acknowledge that the songs may be too stylistically different to mashup and that's why they might not exist.


 
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The first mashup is Adele’s “Someone Like You” and Cee Lo Green’s “Fuck You.” These are both songs directed to an ex-lover but they are extremes to both ways you can take a breakup. One is very graceful and the other is full of malice. Combine these songs together and you will get a well balanced song in which the singer expresses best wishes for the ex but at the same time acknowledges that he hates them with a passion. 


 
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 Watch out My Chemical Romance, this song could be the new anthem for emo teens. The Beatles' “Eleanor Rigby” is one of their more depressing and sad songs to begin with so combine that with “Lonely Day” by System of a Down, which may be their softest song and you have a song about being lonelier than the number 1. “Lonely Day” is about the singer having the most loneliest day of his life and “Eleanor Rigby” wonders where all the lonely people belong. Together, this is a lonely day in which a bunch of lonely people don’t know where they belong.

 
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Men, there is nothing we like more than large buttocks on a female. We like them better than life itself and that’s why there are so many songs about them. Perhaps the two most famous are “Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-a-Lot and “Fat Bottomed Girls” by Queen. A mashup of these songs would be the ultimate praise to well rounded behinds. We like big butts and we cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round.

Matthew Lenox
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