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Why Rolling Stone's Glowing Springsteen Reviews Lack Credibility


In my 2014 music predictions column, I joked that at some point in the year, a recording of Bruce Springsteen defecating would surface somewhere on the internet, and that Rolling Stone magazine would be promptly give it a glowing 5-star review. Well, there's already a new Springsteen album out, and wouldn't you know it, the folks at RS absolutely loved it. It only 4.5 stars instead of the usual 5, but the message of "OMG SPRINGSTEEN IS A GENIUS! came through just as loudly as ever. The folks at RS have nothing but love in their hearts for the Boss's music, and anything he does is guaranteed a glowing review. At this point I have to wonder, could all this praise from the same magazine, over and over again actually be hurting Springsteen's rep more than it helps?

Just to be clear, I actually like the new Springsteen album quite a bit. After picking up my copy of High Hopes, I promptly listened to it three times, and plan to give it many more spins in the ensuing week. But when I heard RS had raved about the album, it had no effect on my desire to buy the album whatsoever. After giving Springsteen so many positive reviews, their critiques of his work have no authority anymore. The rave write-ups seem like rubber stamps, and they're becoming easier and easier to tune out. While I thoroughly disagreed with Pitchfork's trashing of the album, I felt assured that it represented the writer's true opinions. I no longer have the same confidence when reading a Rolling Stone review of a Springsteen album.

Now, the obvious retort to this is "but what if the RS reviewers genuinely liked all of those albums?" Hey look, I'm a pretty big Springsteen fanboy, and in general, my thoughts on his albums aren't too far off from what the RS reviewer (usually David Fricke) has to say. The only review I thought they were way off on was 2009's Working On A Dream, which was inexplicably given five stars when it's probably a 3.5 star album, 4 if I'm feeling extremely generous.

The problem is, Springsteen is the only artist who is put on a pedestal like this. usually, its generally impossible to get a five star review in RS (their top two albums of 2013, Vampire Weekend's Modern Vampires Of The City and Kanye West's Yeezus, both received 4.5 stars), and yet four of Springsteen's last six albums of original material have received five stars, while the other two were awarded 4.5. Springsteen is the only artist who is treated this kindly - even Bob Dylan, who also often receives excessive praise from RS, was given a mere 4 stars for 2009's Together Through Life. Even if they were still praising Dylan, they were at least willing to, you know, criticize him a little bit. They haven't done that with Springsteen since Human Touch and Lucky Town.

Even if David Fricke and the RS crew genuinely do love every late-period Springsteen release, it's hard not to have a bad taste in your mouth when you remember that they're never this generous with younger artists. Why not give Vampire Weekend's excellent album that extra star? Or why not bestow the honor upon a breakout record like Frank Ocean's Channel Orange or Kendrick Lamar's good kid, M.A.A.D. City? If you're going to have a five-star review, why only make it attainable for artists over 60? I mean, think of how meaningless The Source's XXL rating would become if they only gave it to veterans like Jay-Z and Nas. Often times, the five-star Springsteen review doesn't ring true. It feels like a lifetime achievement award (or six lifetime achievement awards), rather than a genuine assessment of his work. There seems to be this idea that the younger bands have to "earn" that coveted five-star mark, but the fact is, they're earning it with the work they're doing now, and giving them obligatory five-star reviews for lesser works they make later on will only start the cycle again.

I'm a huge fan of Springsteen's music, and I think his late-period work is quite good, but when a magazine goes through six straight albums of a given artist without offering any negative critique whatsoever, it's hard to take them seriously. The propping up of old dudes while being stingy with stars for younger artists exacerbates the problem. When there's a new Springsteen album, I know Rolling Stone will give it either 4.5 or 5 stars, regardless of whether it actually deserves it. On the other hand, if a younger artist is getting talked up by blogs, and reaching on Best New Music status on Pitchfork, I know RS will give them an obligatory 3.5 star review, just to let us know they're aware of all that Young People Music. Even as one of The Boss's biggest fans, Rolling Stone's act is getting predictable, and for a magazine that desperately wants to remain relevant, their credibility is fading fast.

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John Hugar


When Music Critics Get Predictable



Last week, Pearl Jam released their first new album in four years, and the response largely fell into two categories:

1. Hey, Pearl Jam are a classic rock band now!
2. Hey, they might be the last classic rock band!

This back and forth makes for solid think-piece fodder (what is classic rock anyway, maaaaaan?), but when it came to the reviews, the responses were fairly predictable. Basically, popular music criticism outlets reacted to a 2013 Pearl Jam album the exact way you'd expect them to react.

Take Pitchfork, who gave it a 5.0, and mostly complained how it didn't break any ground, and just seemed like a "comfortable" record. To which I would respond, what the fuck do you expect? They've been around for 20 years, and they aren't The Flaming Lips, so a bit of a rut is to be expected. Unless you want every album to be experimental like No Code, why not just enjoy a meat-and-potatoes Pearl Jam album?

Because they're Pitchfork, that's fucking why. They didn't get to where they are now by handing out "Best New Music" stamps to Pearl Jam albums. Even though Pitchfork hasn't been "indie" in quite some time (my mom even knows about them), they still like to cling to that little bit of credability. So whenever a dinosaur-ish act like Pearl Jam puts out a new album, they make an art out of saying "meh." But this is ultimately unnecessary; we all know what Pitchfork thinks of the new work of bands like Pearl Jam, and they'd be saying more by not reviewing the album at all.

But hey, I still got a little more out of that than I did from Rolling Stone's review. Huge surprise: they gave it 3 and a half stars. You know what else Rolling Stone gave 3 and a half stars to? Here's a brief list:

The sun
The moon
The heavens
The earth
The stars
The meaning of life
Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life
Thad Lewis
EJ Manuel
Doug Flutie
The 2013-14 Buffalo Sabres'
The recorded crying of Blue Ivy Carter from 3:14 A.M. to 4:49 A.M.on August 23, 2012 (note: Jay-Z eventually got her to go to sleep by singing a lullaby version of "Song Cry." Rolling Stone gave it 3 and a half stars)

Honestly, music criticism from the major outlets has gotten so predictable - with regard to already-established artists at least - that there's little point in even reading them. One great moment of honesty from a Rock Critic came when Steven Hyden wrote his "Winner's History Of Rock 'N Roll" piece on Linkin Park for Grantland. He's not a huge fan, but he kind of admits that their last few records weren't bad (they actually weren't, seriously). But then, he basically says that there was pretty much no way he'd ever say anything all that positive about Linkin Park. I mean, he's got a reputation to protect. It was the rare moment that a critic ever-so-subtly admitted that a band's reputation might effect what that critic thinks and says about them. I respected his candor quite a bit.

I'd like to see music reviewers - especially ones who write for Pitchfork and Rolling Stone - branch out a bit. Give a 10.0 to someone who isn't Kanye, or a 5/5 to someone who isn't Springsteen. We'll all be better off for it. If not, I may have to do to the next Rolling Stone what Eddie Vedder did back in '06:

 

John Hugar