Tonight, Justin Bieber is gracing Buffalo with his presence. You can expect a late start, a couple of really awesome outfits, and probably a lot of unsolicited praising of Jesus. But seriously, I'm pretty pumped that Justin Bieber is in town. It's rare, in this quiet city, that we get to witness the rapid implosion of a star right before our eyes. Have you seen him this year? Between threatening to "beat the fuck out of" a cameraman while being "held back" by his bodyguards and, in a separate incident, spitting in the face of a neighbor who confronted him for driving too fast down the street in his leopard-print Audi, the kid's had a tough go of it in 2013. Not that any of his behavior or antics have totally come to a head, but he was forced to defend himself in May when he was booed during the Billboard Music Awards as he accepted an award. During this "acceptance speech," he reminded everyone that what he did was a craft and that it shouldn't be treated as a gimmick, which as we all know, devalues the word "craft" and is an insult to the word "gimmick."

So folks, get excited! My fearless prediction is that he won't be back in Buffalo until after rehab, so tonight is your chance to see the pre- born-again-Christian Justin Bieber for the last time. Tickets are still available, too! As of this writing, the cheapest tickets available on Stubhub are $85, which is just disgusting. Hot Chelle Rae and Mike Posner are the opening acts, in case you haven't vomited already.