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Straight Dope: October 28th


The Alchemist ft. Action Bronson - "Diagnosis"

Fashion designer Dr. Romanelli is not a doctor. We know this because he is a fashion designer and not in any way associated with the medical profession. He is known primarily for collaborating with popular brands to create articles of clothing carefully priced at the lower end of abject madness. His impressive resume includes collaborations with Nike, Converse, Pete Wentz and his penis, and now Coca Cola.

To showcase the symmetry between fashion, marketing, and hip hop, Dr. Romanelli has enlisted the help of dope producer Alchemist to construct a beat comprised entirely of Coke jingles. You will recognize some of these from your childhood and immediately crave McDonalds. Action Bronson, a man who surely knows a thing or two about high fructose corn syrup, drops in to spit a few bars and then quietly exits. The result falls somewhere between grotesque and inappropriate, which puts it in the vicinity of "fun" on my scale.



Run the Jewels - "Get It"

When you logged into your Myspace page back in August, you were no doubt excited to learn about 'Music Video Collaborations With Artists We Like', the new program designed to produce music videos with handpicked artists and labels.

My top eight are huge fans of El-P and Killer Mike, having been big supporters of Definitive Jux back in the day, and won't stop blabbing about the new visuals for the "Get It" single released earlier this year on Fool's Gold Records. It was shot on the road during their recent tour of North America that definitely didn't have a stop in Buffalo and looked like a great time none of us got to have. Look for special cameos from Despot and Kool AD who still owes me an apology for breaking up Das Racist.



Ab-Soul - "Dub Sac"

New one from 25% of Black Hippy leading our weekly Top Dawg Entertainment Round-Up. "Dub Sac" lacks a single line as brilliant as "I'm a fucking genius/gripping my fucking penis" from his early work, but there are some Tekken references in there. It's also refreshing to hear him using cuss words again. Not a lot of meat on these bones, honestly, but the beat from Tae Beast and Dave Free goes hard.

Put your eye meat on the new video for Schoolboy Q's track "Banger" when you're done.



Childish Gambino - "Worldstar"

Mr. Glover's new record Because The Internet is scheduled to hit December 10th, and here's a rather appropriately titled leak to get you in the mood. Worldstarhiphop.com is, of course, one of the worst places on the entire internet, an aggregate of shitty music and videos of people committing acts of felony assault that celebrate the darkest parts of human nature. Naturally, I read it every day.

"Worldstar" doesn't delve as far into blatant mockery as I'd have liked, but I think Gambino would shoot me a knowing wink if I asked him about it before having me removed by security so I don't kill his vibe by being poor within fifty feet of him. Homie gots that TV money.



Drake Being Drake

Drake the type of dude to shove birthday cake in his own face. So soft.



Straight Dope: July 29th


Childish Gambino - “Centipede”

If you’ve got forty seconds to spare listening to Gambino wail unintelligibly over the sound of dogs barking, you’ll discover there’s actually a dope song waiting to reward your patience. Donald Glover will be a love him or hate him rapper literally until the end of time, and fifteen years from now it’s going to be so exciting to witness the arguments born out of that premise when Community is airing in syndication on Nick at Nite. The first person who says they loved “Freaks and Geeks" will get a drink thrown on them and forfeit control of the television.

But let’s go back to that first forty seconds. Does Donald Glover’s voice naturally infuriate animals? Perhaps the barking represents the haters on the internet, and Gambino’s singing is his way of telling them he ain’t never gonna stop. Maybe it’s a field recording from the middle of an animal prison during his latest One Night Only concert engagement for wayward and lonely creatures of poor moral constitution. There are so many possibilities someone could write a thesis on this shit.

However, I’m still deducting points for calling the song “Centipede” and not once subverting the well-known Human Centipede concept by rapping about threesomes for seven straight minutes.


RJD2 - “Her Majesty’s Socialist Request”

Instrumentals all day. RJD2, best known to folks everywhere as the fella’ who made Mad Men worth watching before the opening credits were even finished, decided to go and do this for all of you. I hope you’re happy.

In a perfect world, this would be used as the theme music for a Mad Men spin-off following Don Draper’s daughter Sally doing every drug in the world during the 70s and 80s. Doesn’t even matter that it won’t happen. I’m already watching it in my mind.

More Is Than Isn’t, Mr. D2’s follow-up to that last one he did, will be out at some point. October 8th, probably. But you know how they lie!



Action Bronson - “Water Sports”


Flushing, Queens’ favorite fat boy and rap game Dom DeLuise is back to talk about sex again. Be advised, when he repeatedly mentions dunking on former 7’2” NBA center Dikembe Mutombo, he’s lying. Maybe that’s a dealbreaker, I don’t know.

For a track called Water Sports this song is surprisingly light on R Kelly references, but if you want to imagine this guy totally naked getting laid on the regular, cheers, this one’s for you.



E-40 feat. Danny Brown & Schoolboy Q - “All My Niggas”


This track’s only contribution to the cultural zeitgeist is somehow managing to be incredibly obnoxious and also kind of good at the same time. I am also reminded that Danny Brown’s XXX follow-up Old, and Schoolboy Q’s Oxymoron, still haven’t been released. I am now passing that sad news on to you, dear reader, so that you can share in my pain.


E-40’s been around just this side of forever, and is probably even old enough to have been in the same room as Tupac at some point. Good for him, I guess, but we all know you should be listening to this track for the featured artists. They both sound totally pissed.


Straight Dope will return next week. Let’s hope Kanye West does something stupid before then.






Straight Dope: June 10th


Action Bronson feat. Wiz Khalifa - “The Rockers”

The most profound thing about this song is the threat of a Marty Jannetty dropkick. I don’t know who made Action Bronson angry enough to conjure up such terrible imagery, but I would not want to be in his shoes. He probably heard this song and left the country. I wouldn’t be surprised if Bronson got fined for this. You can’t just go around threatening people with violence so extreme in nature.

As you well know, Mr. Jannetty is formerly one half of the Greatest Tag Team duo in WWF history, The Rockers. He and his partner Shawn Michaels would never officially win the title during their three year run together, but whenever they shared the ring they put on a tag team wrestling clinic. Their relationship would eventually end, of course, and Jannetty would find himself exiled from the WWF for many years after beating up a cop. We'll probably never know if he deployed his signature move, the Rocker Dropper, or nailed the officer with a devastating dropkick, but I can't see any reason why he wouldn't have.

Did I know any of that before I heard this track? No. Am I sorry to know it now? Yes. But only because I realized I’ve been living a shell of a life for not giving Mr. Jannetty and his dropkicking prowess the proper respect. I wish he was on this track himself. But hey, Wiz Khalifa! He's a rapper! Suppose I ought to have mentioned that at some point.

Bronson’s Saab Stories EP is out June 11th.


Run The Jewels - “36” Chain”


I don’t have a 36” chain, so I don’t know what that feels like. I do know that this track is an absolute banger and El-P and Killer Mike are killing it 24/7 at this stage in their careers. I guess I don’t really know if that’s true, I suppose they could spend their downtime drinking lemonade while putting together jigsaw puzzles, but I just realized as I was writing this that drinking lemonade and doing puzzles is awesome. Like I said, killing it.


"36” Chain" is brought to us through the Adult Swim Singles Program, which runs every June in collaboration with their affiliated label Williams Street Records. Snatch it up at adultswim.com and check back every Monday for a new track all summer long.

Mr. Muthafuckin’ eXquire - Kismet Mixtape


The first track on Kismet opens with a sample from the Sega Genesis classic Altered Beasts and continues with eXquire reflecting on his troubled upbringing, his fear of losing his mother as a child, the decision to talk about guns for amusement without the intention of using them for violence, and the image of his dick floating in a bubble bath. I can do no further convincing.


Download Kismet at Audiomack.



Wu-Tang Clan - “Family Reunion”


After I listened to "Family Reunion" for the third time, I became acutely aware of a strange creeping discomfort making its way up my spine. I had noticed it before but dismissed it, after all, there was a new Wu-Tang song in my headphones. As this feeling intensified, the lyrics became clearer in my mind, and I had to brace myself from slipping into a terrible frenzy as I heard Masta Killa spit about barbecuing and chasing potato salad with shots of 40 proof Ciroc while kids played happily around them.

I was powerless to untangle my thoughts, so powerful was the rage and confusion clasped about me, dragging me beneath the waves of hysteria. What the hell was he saying? These dudes made 36 Chambers! Someone slap him! Get him away from that mic!

I threw down my headphones and paced over to my window. Throwing back the curtains and pushing open the glass, I shouted profanities into the night. This track had broken me. It was so unapologetically, thoroughly feel-good that it made me question my own capacity for love. I pressed my fingers to my throbbing temples and took a seat on the floor. I could hear the muffled O’Jays sample seeping into the ether from my headphones and openly wept. What had Method Man said? Reunited, the whole world excited? Excited. Homie wore gasoline boots in hell, now that was exciting. This was toxic.

I held my head in my hands until I heard the RZA outro the song and slipped into unconsciousness. When I awoke, the name Russell Jones had been scratched into the floorboards beside me.






Album Review: A$AP Rocky - LongLiveA$AP


Coming off one of the most talked about mixtapes of 2011, LiveLoveA$AP, Harlem rapper A$AP Rocky has finally delivered his major label debut album after nearly four months of label pushback. LongLiveA$AP flaunts all of the MC's strengths that stood out on his debut and delivers the crossover appeal that his earlier material hinted at. Rocky's best asset has proved to be his taste and ability to create atmospheric tracks working with producers like Clams Casino which helped the rapper get noticed for his hazy aesthetic. While this heavy reliance on production could have led to a style over substance approach where the rhymes and lyrical content suffer as a result, it is clear that Rocky has become a more confident lyricist and has learned to match his flows to his instrumentals in a way that feels like the MC has gained vision as a songwriter and has the ability to create more resonant hooks and choruses.

The album's opening title track picks up where the Harlem artist left off on LiveLoveA$AP, with an airy beat whose crass vocal sample provides a percussive element that allows for an elusive flow to settle in and let Rocky provide his mission statement where he discusses his trajectory from an unknown rapper given a major label deal based on a few Youtube videos to a high profile artist who has been embraced by the hip hop community as well as high fashion designers responsible for some of the downright strange threads he can be caught wearing. The following track "Goldie" was released last year as a single and features a beat from producer Hit-Boy that is as bass heavy as it is instantly memorable for its' Houston style screwed and chopped hook.

On "PMW," Los Angeles rapper Schoolboy Q returns to collaborate after delivering the guest verse of the year on LiveLoveA$AP's "Brand New Guy" which brought him onto the radar of hip-hop blogs and publications. The track features a West coast style instrumental with Rocky's screwed and chopped vocal hook that he often relies upon. The production work of Clams Casino also returns on LongLiveA$AP with "LVL" where the New Jersey artist's hazy track allows A$AP to unleash one of his most unique flows on the record.

The second single from the album, "Fuckin' Problems" feels like a statement on Rocky's elevated status as an artist, bringing in Drake, 2 Chainz, and Kendrick Lamar for guest verses. Undoubtedly the track that will garner the most radio airplay given the hook, however the track sounds little like much of the work the rapper has thrived in and feels like a step away from the highly stylized production that initially brought him to our attention.

Perhaps the most unexpected collaboration of the record happens on "Wild for the Night" with a beat from Dubstep producer Skrillex. A high energy electronic beat lets Rocky go in on one of his most aggressive flows to date and create a track that brings together the EDM and Hip-hop worlds in a way that feels like a natural extension of both. "1 Train" brings us back to mid 90's New York rap where collaborations would feature multiple MC's dropping verse after verse for the duration of the track with no hook or chorus. The track features verses from Kendrick Lamar, Brooklyn boom-bap revivalist Joey Bada$$, Yelawolf, Danny Brown, who delivers his signature cartoonish flow, as well as Action Bronson and Big K.R.I.T. Despite the obvious stylistic differences among these artists, each verse complements the flow of the track and proves that talented rappers can create a song given any beat no matter how outside their element it may sound. LongLiveA$AP is an extension of the talents of a young artist who has an eclectic taste for instrumentals and the range to match his ambition. With only two full length releases to his name A$AP Rocky has taken steps to broaden the soundscape of Hip-hop and push the limits of what sounds can be used to create an aesthetic true to the genre's essence.

Grade: B+






NXNE Explorations: Day 4 of 4. Wrap Up.

The final day of the 2012 North By Northeast Music. Film. Interactive. Conference concluded with a powerful message of unity and awareness. The music at Younge and Dundas square centered around Hip-Hop on Sunday. Those who attended the week of long activities resiliently gathered along with a new crowd of Toronto's Hip-Hop connoisseurs. The mood was undefinable and tense.

On Wednesday night last week the NXNE showcase for SmashMouth Entertainment which was to be held at The Rivoli was canceled at the request of the Toronto Police and the Toronto Gang Unit. They cited potential gang affiliation with some artists in the showcase, and the potential threat for gang related violence that evening. This incident obviously created a stir of displeasure from fans. Rich Kidd, local Toronto Rapper, along with other artists on the bill are involved in community programs. It appears as though there was a gross misunderstanding and singling out of Hip-Hop artists and fans as those who promote gang violence. The festival released no other statement than that the event had been canceled due to unforeseen events. Really it was two events prior that likely had the cops tight. The fatal shooting at the Eaton Centre on June 2nd (close proximity to Sunday's events) and the fatal shooting of an attendee at a Young Jeezy concert at Sound Academy back in April.

I must admit I thought there would be more cops around Younge and Dundas on Sunday evening. Their presence was felt but they weren't getting ready for a riot or anything. When we arrived Tasha the Amazon came out on fire, high energy and whipping her long thin braids around. After two songs, she expressed her disappointment with the Law Enforcement of her own city's decision to facilitate the shut down of Wednesday's showcase. Tasha did so diplomatically. In stride brought out Rich Kidd and allowed him to do one of his tracks during her set! You could tell it was a personal scar for her as she is a voice of Toronto's scene. Then she got more ramped up and rode that energy through the rest of her powerful material.
Next up was Tre Mission, another Toronto rapper of international notoriety because of his association to the UK Grime style. His beats were strait future, and that particularly rapid style of spitting sounds so fitting over bass music. We left during Action Bronson out of spite for his skipping out of his show in Buffalo. Got that one back. Smartly we fueled up on ethnic food and returned for the thralling set of Killer Mike. His performance may have been my favorite of the entire week. Seemingly a large man such as Mike would have little control of his body or give the appearance of apathy, but absolutely every cell of his being was completely engaged in his performance. Talk about someone who is grateful for what they have. He loved the love! Mike also buffered the tension between the Police and crowd, but speaking the truth about people under pressure will rise up and "burn this motherfucker down."

When Mike walked off the stage that's when the Wu Tang fans began to get excited. Now I've experienced a couple Wu Tang reincarnations, and one thing that's always true is that the die-hards go apeshit when they play Wu classics. Personally I would've preferred to hear a couple more of Ghostface and Raekwon's  respective solo songs, but when they came out the plan appeared to be go back-to-back and mix in heavy hitting Wu Tang songs here and there. Since its two of nine members doing other guys' verses  the highlight had to be when they brought up two random people from the crowd to do Mehtod Man and ODB's parts in "Protect ya Neck." The guy playing Meth didn't fair to well, but ODB's stand-in did a hilariously good job! The mid-level Wu-Tang song "Triumph" which features Raekwon was probably my favorite on the night. And towards the end of the set they let the DJ play out Marvin Gaye's "What's Going On" while they sang in unison with the fans. A fitting and friendly fuck-you to the haters associating all of Hip-Hop culture with gang violence.

It took me a while to process every emotion I felt on Sunday when the Raekwon and Ghostface finished their set and the 2012 NXNE Music. Film. Interactive. Conference concluded. Toronto is an international city. It is right in the back yard of Buffalonians. This out of all the times I've been there was most influential on my ideas about arts and culture. The North By Northeast conference is a breeding ground for ideas among truly creative people. Everyone I met wanted to connect. Everyone I talked to was involved in some collaborative process. The artists, staff, and fans made it a truly great experience, and in whatever capacity you can be involved, do so. Expand your capacity with the chamber that NXNE creates.
james wild