Showing posts with label hip hop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hip hop. Show all posts


Album Review: Waka Flocka Flame - Re-up Mixtape


Waka Flocka goes hard in the motherfuckin tape on his new mix, Re-Up, an 11 track compilation with solid production and clever collaborations. His much-anticipated album, Flockaveli 2, doesn't drop til later this year, and this mix will carry you through til it's release.

Fellow Atlanta rapper Young Scooter is featured on the 808 Mafia produced second track, "Cook Jug," and has one of the catchier hooks on the mix. Both "Lottery" and "Ain't No Problems" have that signature Waka sound, and the latter has verses from oddly charismatic ATL rapper Young Thug and Judo.

"Word to the Wise," an impeccably produced track by up and coming rapper-turned-producer Metro Boomin, is one of the strongest on the tape, and it's worth mentioning that Metro is only 19 years old. He can't get into the clubs that play his music, but that's what house parties, like the one in "Real N!gga Love," are for. Featuring the OG of putting dollar signs in your name, Too $hort, it's a banger, with Waka rapping about liquor, molly, weed, bad bitches, and turning the house into a club.

Former graffiti artist Gepetto (government name: Brendan Hanna) mellows the mix out on "Ghetto Child," a synth-y and chill track that gives you a moment to relax before going to the next track, "Work It Like A Pro." Featuring English-Caribbean rapper Giggs, it's the perfect track to dance to like you do it in the mirror.

The tape closes with the old-school sounding, Macon Hamilton featured, "Knowledge God," a track that could easily fit in on a mixtape when they were actually tapes. It's a surprisingly solid ending to the mix, and makes up for the first track, "Fuck N!gga," which is easily my least favorite of the compilation.

Overall, this is a solid mix that's been on repeat in my headphones for the last two days, and is available to stream and download for the low, low price of free99. 

Grade: B+





Buffalo Based Producer/MC Jon Bap Readies New Album


Buffalo based singer/songwriter and producer Jon Bap has an eclectic sound that ranges from experimental rock to soul, jazz and hip-hop. In addition to boasting impressive skills as an MC, the artists remix work which includes tracks from Beyonce, The SEVENth, and an ethereal, spaced out take on 50 Cent's "What Up Gangsta". Evident from his diverse Soundcloud uploads, Bap is capable of incorporating countless influences to create a truly unique sound, like on the track "The Best Out" which features a mellow beat and soulful vocals sampled from UK singer Sampha juxtaposed with fiery Drake sample from "Too Much."

In anticipation of his upcoming album, the artist recently shared a collection of demos and studio takes that didn't make it onto the album. The nearly ten minutes of material includes smooth vocal melodies, a comical impression of Atlanta rap group Migos and an experimental track that borders on noise rock with psychedelic and soul elements. With ambitious instrumentation from Bap along with flute and saxophone from Kevin Jacobi and guitar from Dominic Missana, the still untitled sophomore album promises to be highly creative and as sonically adventurous as his 2012 debut Parallels, which featured a slightly more straighforward, indie rock sound. Check out the demos below.




Buffalo Beatmaker Jon Stubbs Releases Nostalgic Album


Clocking in at just under 16 minutes, this might be the first album that took less time to listen to than to write about. Titled Nostalgic, it truly does bring you back to a simpler time in hip hop. Beats, breaks, and samples abound on this nine-track head-nodder, the latest effort from Buffalo beatmaker Jon Stubbs. The instrumental tracks blend into each other smoothly, and because the album is so brief, it doesn't get stale to simply have background beats. 

Peep out the self-proclaimed "legendary" 22-year-old's soundcloud here, and because spring is so so close to being sprung, here's "Seasons Change," a standout track from the album, which dropped March 12th.






Tonight: Iron Mic of Prime Example Album Release Party


The boys of Prime Example are back at it again. This time, they're spreading their wings and flying the coop, but not permanently. Each artist is pursuing their own solo projects, and making the first debut is Iron Mic's The Mic Check. Known as an encyclopedia of hip hop knowledge to his comrades, Mike "Iron Mic" Kane puts together a list of seemingly harmless track names such as "Jedi" and "Raw,",but the punches come from the hard-hitting lyrics and powerfully pounding beats, making the project, produced by Marc Mostro Coppola and Ian Riquelme Olivos, a guaranteed knockout. Watch out for this one. Copies of the album will be available for $5 tonight at McGarret's. The party starts at 10 pm and will feature instrumental stylings from the live hip hop band Type Relevant. DJ Optimus Prime, who provided cuts for the album, will also be spinning. Cover is $5.

Iron Mic performing at the Cretaceous Sunday Cypher:


  Jessica Brant


Album Review: Aloe Blacc - Lift Your Spirit


At this point, many people may think that American soul singer Aloe Blacc has popped up out of nowhere. However, Aloe Blacc, or otherwise known as Egbert Dawkins III, has been on music’s radar for the last few years starting with his debut effort Shine Through and his sophomore album Good Things. Most notably, he’s been riding a stream of success for his vocal appearance on Avicii’s worldwide smash “Wake Me Up” from last summer, even though his voice went unaccredited. Not too long after that, his chart-topping track, “The Man,” was released with newly joined record label Interscope Records to critical acclaim and convincingly started gaining the mainstream attention he’s been after. Along with his upcoming tour opening for pop/R&B superstar Bruno Mars, which makes a stop here in Buffalo on June 30th at the First Niagara Center, Aloe Blacc finally has the chance to help match his name with his songs for a nationwide audience who might currently find him unrecognizable.

One may mistakenly take Blacc’s opening to “The Man” to simply just be a cover of Elton John’s hit “Your Song” as he sings, “Well you can tell everybody, yeah you can tell everybody,” before Blacc abruptly interrupts the brief recognition of John’s classic to say “I’m the man.” What follows is a peppy hip-hop beat that manages to carry a soulful production value lending to the tracks viability as a cross-genre hit just like his soon-to-be tour mate Bruno Mar’s unique sound blend. The lyrics also make it a sure fire hit since they work to inspire the listeners through Blacc’s personal, self-proclaimed experiences of standing strong during tough times.

Keeping on point with his largest hit to date yet also his most unrecognized song as a vocalist, “Wake Me Up” is on Lift Your Spirit except this time around, Blacc decidedly chose to go with a more folk-centered, slothful style to the EDM jam. Following speed is “Ticking Bomb,” a warning call for a fast approaching dystopian future that compliments well from the adjacent, slow beats and swaying vocal tone. Album closer “Eyes of a Child” showcases exactly the reason why Blacc deserves his mainstream success by his ability to hold lengthy, dynamic notes without a hitch.

Just when you thought you’ve seen all the sides to Pharrell upon the release of his sophomore album last week, he comes back again to produce Blacc’s retro-soul track “Love is the Answer.” This song stands out as one of the album's strongest, single worthy contenders due to its infectious, melodic groove and gripping soul drenched vocals, and a Pharrell backing definitely won’t hurt the songs marketability. Almost equally entertaining is the blazing falsettos on “Red Velvet Seat,” a song rooted in classic romanticism with lingering words of “In my red velvet seat you can sit next to me. Got a bouquet of lilies, and daises, and roses.”

Across the board Lift Your Spirit is a very diverse, however, a not too cohesive collection of songs that somehow just works. It maintains much of Aloe Blacc’s previous stylistic elements in a more polished, defined setting that aim to make a lasting impression onto multiple genres. By making his music true to form with socially conscious lyrics and pleasantly soothing beats in such a way that it’s popular to the masses, he actually has a chance at grasping the attention of a worldwide audience.

Grade: B+







Tonight: Da Mafia 6ix (Three Six Mafia)


"We gonna take you to the Triple Six Clubhouse. We got a plot for you already dug out." I think that line pretty much encompasses Three Six Mafia and their approach to hip-hop. Hard hitting, no frills, gritty, street rap, Three Six Mafia was and is a major influence on today's hip-hop, especially the subgenre, Trap, a genre 3-6 more or less invented. You hear it everywhere these days...a slowed down, menacing approach; dark beats, complemented by graphic verbal accounts of violence and street life. Three Six has never been for the faint of heart.

After some time off, the crew re-tooled and reassembled, and are now known as Da Mafia 6ix. Despite Juicy J's absence and the death of founding member, Lord Infamous, Da Mafia has been hitting it hard, releasing a mixtape this past November, 6iX Commandments, which debuted on the Billboard hip-hop charts, and embarking on a national tour.

The Forvm plays host to one stop of this tour tonight (7pm, $25), along with an ensemble of MC's, and musicians, including TWISTED INSANE, Whitney Peyton, Sozay, Alan Winkle, Evident Truth, Kamp Crystal Lake, AJ Jordan, Kourt Jester, Crooked Boyz, Kool Jay, and Tormented.



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DroMello Releases Debut Beat Tape


Buffalo producer DroMello is the latest addition to growing list of promising beat makers to emerge locally in the past few months, which includes Spike Scott, Dahlhaus, and Sparklebomb. Each of these promising young artists bring their own flavor to their instrumental based work, often leaning towards an ethereal, reflective sound. Despite showcasing such a mature sound, DroMello is surprisingly still in high school, a senior at St.Joseph's Collegiate Institute to be exact.

From an initial listen to the opening track of his debut beat tape, Second Grade Alchemist, it's clear that the young artist is full of potential and has a clear vision for what he is trying to communicate with his tracks. Influences like Flying Lotus, J Dilla, and Madlib are evident throughout the collection, with songs like "Strut Long" and "Astral Connection" employing a soulful, highly melodic style. Other standout tracks include "That Sound," "Rememberance," "Fall In Love" (a J-Dilla tribute), and "Soul Mate," which is reminiscent of Bastard-era Tyler, The Creator. From the crisp percussion, to the overall laid-back hip hop feel, each track could imaginably serve as a creative spark for a thoughtful MC. The entire album is available as a free download. Listen below and hopefully we will have more material from the young producer in the months ahead.





Tonight: Hip Hop Karaoke


Everyone in this town is a DJ, but tonight you can put your money where your mic is at Buffalo's only monthly hip hop karaoke event. Hosted by Billy Drease Williams, the good people at DTR, and Hip Hop Karaoke Buffalo, this is the most fun you'll have at karaoke in the 716 (sorry, Tudor Lounge).

The event starts at 10, and all performers must pre-register here. Unfortunately, registration is full so if you slept on getting your song in, you'll have to wait til next month. All performers are supplied with a free drink, a dj, and a hypeman, but what rapper doesn't show up with his own entourage?

Pro tips: hold the mic from the bottom, remember to breathe, and for all your swag needs, remember that 2 chainz are better than one. 








A Dedication to Drake and Emotional Rappers Everywhere


THIS JUST IN: DRAKE WRITES SONGS ABOUT LOVE 'SHAKE AND BAKE,' RELATIONSHIP BAGGAGE, BUT RESENTS 'EMOTIONAL RAPPER' LABEL...STILL

A few months ago, Drake sat down with Canadian broadcaster Jian Ghomeshi of CBC Radio and broke it down for the people: “I’m so sick of people saying that I’m like lonely and emotional, and associating me with this like longing for a woman,” he explained. “I hate that, it bothers me so much…’cause I do make music that makes you feel something, but I’m actually not that guy in real life, I’m happy…I’m very excited, my life is constantly exciting, it’s not some sad depressing story.” He went on to say that, “As far as the soundscapes go,” Drake continued, “That’s just the music I chose to make. I make music strictly for the purpose of driving at night time.”

I’m sure by now you’ve seen the plethora of memes on Facebook, and the websites dedicated to their creation--Drake holding random baby, Drake striking a model pose, Drake hunched down against a wall with big brown puppy dog eyes, Drake forlorn. Accompanying each photo is some sort of emotionally mocking, tongue-in-cheek quote action. All I can say is...haters gon' hate. But I'm a hater, and I love to hate to love Aubrey Graham, because, he's made a fortune off of being the "soft guy." But in a world of gimmick-ruled hip hop, isn't everyone going "soft" nowadays? Drake is one of the few "newcomers" who has at least managed to maintain the same image over the course of his success (Hopefully he isn't mentored by Snoop Dogg who "found the light" all of a sudden and became Snoop Lion or P.Diddy who went through like, five name changes and just continues to hop on other artists' steezes instead of stitching out his own). Who doesn't love a kid in a wheelchair. What woman radio listener is going, "He cared too much and shit!" No woman, I have yet to meet, anyway (though I'm sure they still exist).

Negativity initially poured in from the masculine hip hop perspective, because pride is something to be cherished--they're all keeping up on who's getting the most ego boosts per day and who's crown jewels are getting polished by which video vixen at the moment. Which brings me to another question: how does one acquire "street cred" in the industry, is it meaningless within the scene now, with all the Tygas running around making pop tracks with Justin Bieber figures and Mileys shaking their ass next to Mike-Will-Made-It and Juicy J? It just seems like an overly obvious route to take in order to increase numbers. It's clear that, today in mainstream hip hop, you need a game plan. One can't rely on talent alone; you must have a back story, an oddity, a controversy.

Drake has all of the above. You also must stay current on all new trends, hip hop and non-hip hop alike, or you will get devoured. Hip hop has made it's way into all aspects of private and public life, from lingo to dress to movies to philosophy and mannerisms. People on the outskirts yearn for that very street cred that has been lost within the scene. It's the cross-genre chameleon transcending racial and socioeconomic boundaries, a force twerked forward by singers like Miley Cyrus. And the hip hop world embraced her. It is the new dirty pop; it fits into whatever context/trend relevant at the moment. The genre's reputation has undergone several face lifts over the years, and so has its mainstream fan base. With the idea of "street cred" out the window,the line of distinction has faded. If all hell is breaking loose, why can't Drake continue to shed a tear or two in a song without people accusing him of "emasculating" the entire game? Leave Aubrey alone!


I wanted to reflect on this whole Drake meme craze that has been going strong on the internet for about two or three years now. And by "reflect" on I mean make fun of...for funsies. Nothing more, nothing less. These “Drakeisms” have been going on since 2011/2012 (Complex mag’s got 15 hilarious ones right here). Drake memes also made it to the number 15 spot on Complex’s list of Biggest Internet Sensations of 2013 (Miley Cyrus makes the number two spot, that’s a post in itself (I could name the top five twerk incidents that should never happen in public again. She would be on the list, not because she shouldn't do it, but because she's doing it wrong, but shall refrain). I decided to play around with the "Drakeism" thing myself. I have no meme powers, but I DO have an indulgent mind, and Drake just happens to be my muse of the minute. I therefore posed the question to fellow hip hop friends: can you feed my Drake habit and send me your corniest, emotionally nauseating Drake bars? Responses did not flood in (Guess "street cred" matters in the underground of talent (Lil Wayne doesn't count, already checked). My really good writer friend, however, was all for it (We share this Drake meme fetish...and a love for the outlandishly spontaneous). She was totally down for some senseless fun. And so it started off as a battle of girl-on-girl wit:


She came with a second round of heat seconds later:


A random Facebook scroller was astounded by our amazing Drake lyric quick draw and blasted us away with his social commentary:


We were so damn hyped we just couldn't help but drag some local rapper elites into the whole deal...Chaotik Stylz goes in...#CYPHER!!!!:


After a few exchanges it was evident, that, one really can't take Drake too seriously. He's as soft as a snuggie (And knows quite a lot about feminine hygiene products):


BUT THEN Kevin "Frigid Giant" Delgado smacked us in the face with a more realistic portrayal of the rapper in song, a verse Drake himself would be highly proud of, and could actually use:


I suppose if Drake cared about street cred, he could toughen up his image, zipper up into a deadmua5 suit and start twerking on stage at the Country Music awards, which would arouse excitement in any and every country artist who has ever had the devil on their shoulder taunting them into incorporate a rhyme or two in one of their songs. Hey, Drake's all for it (#streetcred). But he's doing him right now...



Last name Ever, first name Greatest, like a sprained ankle boy, I ain't nothin' to play with, started off local, but thanks to all the haters I know G4 pilots on a first name basis, UH




Jessica Brant


Album Review: DJ Khaled - Suffering From Success


On "You Don't Want These Problems," the fourth track on his new album, Suffering From Success, rap "artist" DJ Khaled bawls, "You can't stop me, I'm a franchise!" Unfortunately for anyone who cares about hip-hip, he's right.  And while Khaled might not be the best. . .wait, what does this guy do again? He doesn't rap, or sing, or even produce much of his record, technically not making him not even a DJ. It seems like all he can do is yell "DJ Khaled!" cool voice at the start of each track.

No, scratch that.  His voice isn't cool; it sucks.

So what does he do? Well, on Suffering From Success, he assembles an all-star crew of mostly infuriatingly bad rappers - the kind of rappers who almost make me embarrassed to say I listen to hip-hop. What you get is exactly what you'd expect.  A lot of generic beats and a lot of deep-voiced rappers yelling about wealth, drugs, designer brands and, most frequently, haters and niggas and hatin-ass niggas. They also get romantic once in a while and give (usually unflattering) shout-outs to their bitch and hoes.

Ugh.

Production-wise, the record is mostly banal and devoid of anything even slightly creative. The first half follows the same tired formula for every shitty southern rap track: big ringing synths, loads of autotune, clickedy-clack snare and heavy, slow-to-mid tempo bass. The second half does have its cool moments, like the coll reggae vibe of "Give it All to Me" and the psychedelic minimalism of "Hell's Kitchen," but performers like Nicki Minaj can't quite step up to the beat.

Lyrically, at its best moments, the performers might not make you cringe. Khaled and Rick Ross yell a lot, Lil Wayne drops some weak metaphors on "No Motive," and on "I'm Still," Chris Browns croons, "Still gon'a do my thing" - which, as we all know, is assaulting other R&B singers.

In more than a few ways, the album seems to embody everything that's wrong with modern hip-hop: the pointless misogyny, the banal production, the look-at-my-I'm-rich-bitch idealism. That's not a problem is you only want to turn up the volume, turn down your brain and get the trunk rattling for an hour or so. But if you're someone who likes to, ya know, think while you listen to music, then it's just disgustingly bad. DJ Khaled isn't the one Suffering From Success - we are. We're suffering from too many successful rappers who don't have any story worth telling or music worth creating. 

Grade: D-








Type Relevant Drops Pure Speculation


The 4-piece hip hop sensation Type Relevant hit the studio this summer and came out with one of the best Buffalo hip hop albums I have heard thus far writing for buffaBLOG. Pure Speculation, a title Type Relevant front man Brian Herlihy says was inspired by the darker side of the music industry, the side of all business, image, and preconceived notions about what hip hop artists are suppose to sound or act like, is an album seasoned with multi-genre flair. The guys bring together jazz, bluesy rhythms, rock, and Latin-influenced sounds to produce a global flavor I have yet to hear from any other Buffalo hip hop artist.

Surprising tempo changes and skillfully rendered lyrics, such as in "Mint Chips" make no track boring. Classical instrumentation such as in "Breaking Through," featuring cellist Charlie Bennet, add to the group's multi-instrumentalist appeal. Each track contains an inspiring message, especially for those looking to break into the music industry. "Elevate" contains a simple but right-on message, "Elevate to a higher level." Be yourself, get to where you want to be with hard work, and things will fall into place. The milky vocals in "This Road" provided by songstress Rachel Palumbo provides judt enough sexy feminine edge. Herlihy freestyles like a quick change artist; his lyrics are fast and to the point, because extra verbage is unecessary when rhyming what you feel. The album's phenomenally done. Make sure you give it a listen.
 

Jessica Brant


Just Announced: Chance The Rapper


Twenty-year-old Chicago MC Chance The Rapper has taken the hip hop community by storm in 2013 after self-releasing his second mixtape, Acid Rap. With a soulful style similar to College Dropout era Kanye and a hyper-energetic flow, the young rapper has already opened for artists like Childish Gambino, Kendrick Lamar, and Mac Miller and will now embark on his first headlining tour this fall. The Social Experiment tour includes a stop in Buffalo at The Waiting Room on Thursday, November 7th and will also feature fellow Chicago artists DJ Rashad and DJ Spinn. Tickets for the all ages show are $20 and go on sale this Friday at 10am.






Straight Dope: July 29th


Childish Gambino - “Centipede”

If you’ve got forty seconds to spare listening to Gambino wail unintelligibly over the sound of dogs barking, you’ll discover there’s actually a dope song waiting to reward your patience. Donald Glover will be a love him or hate him rapper literally until the end of time, and fifteen years from now it’s going to be so exciting to witness the arguments born out of that premise when Community is airing in syndication on Nick at Nite. The first person who says they loved “Freaks and Geeks" will get a drink thrown on them and forfeit control of the television.

But let’s go back to that first forty seconds. Does Donald Glover’s voice naturally infuriate animals? Perhaps the barking represents the haters on the internet, and Gambino’s singing is his way of telling them he ain’t never gonna stop. Maybe it’s a field recording from the middle of an animal prison during his latest One Night Only concert engagement for wayward and lonely creatures of poor moral constitution. There are so many possibilities someone could write a thesis on this shit.

However, I’m still deducting points for calling the song “Centipede” and not once subverting the well-known Human Centipede concept by rapping about threesomes for seven straight minutes.


RJD2 - “Her Majesty’s Socialist Request”

Instrumentals all day. RJD2, best known to folks everywhere as the fella’ who made Mad Men worth watching before the opening credits were even finished, decided to go and do this for all of you. I hope you’re happy.

In a perfect world, this would be used as the theme music for a Mad Men spin-off following Don Draper’s daughter Sally doing every drug in the world during the 70s and 80s. Doesn’t even matter that it won’t happen. I’m already watching it in my mind.

More Is Than Isn’t, Mr. D2’s follow-up to that last one he did, will be out at some point. October 8th, probably. But you know how they lie!



Action Bronson - “Water Sports”


Flushing, Queens’ favorite fat boy and rap game Dom DeLuise is back to talk about sex again. Be advised, when he repeatedly mentions dunking on former 7’2” NBA center Dikembe Mutombo, he’s lying. Maybe that’s a dealbreaker, I don’t know.

For a track called Water Sports this song is surprisingly light on R Kelly references, but if you want to imagine this guy totally naked getting laid on the regular, cheers, this one’s for you.



E-40 feat. Danny Brown & Schoolboy Q - “All My Niggas”


This track’s only contribution to the cultural zeitgeist is somehow managing to be incredibly obnoxious and also kind of good at the same time. I am also reminded that Danny Brown’s XXX follow-up Old, and Schoolboy Q’s Oxymoron, still haven’t been released. I am now passing that sad news on to you, dear reader, so that you can share in my pain.


E-40’s been around just this side of forever, and is probably even old enough to have been in the same room as Tupac at some point. Good for him, I guess, but we all know you should be listening to this track for the featured artists. They both sound totally pissed.


Straight Dope will return next week. Let’s hope Kanye West does something stupid before then.






Tonight: Geto Boys


Houston gangsta rap pioneers, Geto Boys, helped pave the way for the breakthrough of countless southern hip hop artists including Goodie Mob, Outkast, Juvenile, and UGK. The group's 1991 album, We Can't Be Stopped, gained notoriety for it's controversial cover of member Bushwick Bill in the hospital following a gunshot wound. The record's lead single, "Mind Playing Tricks on Me," is widely regarded as one of the best hip hop songs of the 90's, and was named the genre's fifth greatest song of all time in 2012 by Rolling Stone. Other notable tracks from the trio include "Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta," which was prominently included in the 1999 cult comedy Office Space, and "The World is a Ghetto." Tonight, original members Scarface, Bushwick Bill, and Willie D. will perform at the Town Ballroom in what is sure to be a showcase of the powerful delivery and charismatic stage presence that established the group as hip hop legends. Doors open at 7pm and tickets can be purchased for $25 online or for $29 at the door.






Straight Dope: June 17th


Kanye West is in the news again this week after his record Yeezus, set to hit shelves tomorrow, mysteriously appeared on the internet for everyone to steal. I suppose this would be shocking if we weren't living in 2013 and I didn't just teach my dog how to torrent, but we are and I did. Even 'Ye appears to be taking it in stride. The usually brash MC was reported to have been seen handing out copies of the album from the trunk of his sports car over the weekend in Chicago with the help of a beautiful phoenix from the far edge of the galaxy. There has been no word from the Kardashian camp regarding West's alleged infidelity, and since very little of what you just read actually happened, that is expected to remain the case.
Elsewhere in the Wide World of Hip Hop, Jay-Z (Kanye's friend from that one song) has announced his 12th studio album with an anticipated July 4th release date. The title? Magna Carta Holy Grail. We are fast approaching the dual reveal of Kanye West and Sean Carter as angels of the highest choir, wielders of terrible power and boundless compassion, nurturing whole worlds from their breast while destroying others in the same instant with their flaming swords. Expect them to throw back the curtain on their next joint album, No For Real, Though. We’re in the Bible sometime soon.
Chris Brown feat. Aaliyah - “Don’t Think They Know”
Chris Brown has a song with Aaliyah, the singer best known for her work in the vampire masterpiece Queen of the Damned. Unquestionably one of the finest movies of the last twenty years, Aaliyah’s turn as the vampire queen Akasha proved to be the film’s greatest achievement, somehow outshining the contributions made to the soundtrack by Korn’s Jonathan Davis.
Of course, she’s dead now, so that makes her the perfect candidate to put out a song with the undisputed champion of remorseless dickheads, Chris Brown. If you’re a woman and you absolutely have to make a song with this guy, it’s probably in your own best interest to make sure you’ve already died before you do it. Good on her, I guess. I listened to a very respectable ten seconds of this song before I threw my laptop to the floor in a fury. Let me know your personal score in the comments section. If anyone can get through the whole song, find me and I’ll apologize to you in person.

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - “Stay at Home Dad”
I was going to savage this song. Reading the title, I could smell blood in the water. I was so excited to type “Macklemore takes his first steps toward irrelevance,” but this track is Officially Not Bad. It’s actually pretty funny, and Mr. More (not his name, probably) has done a fine job building on the success of "Thrift Shop" in a way that hasn’t made me want to uppercut him a single time.


Pusha T feat. Big Sean & 2 Chainz - “Who I Am”
If you want to know who Pusha T is without listening to the song, spoiler alert: he’s a drug dealer. Which is too bad, because Pusha T would be a hell of a rapper if he could ever stop talking about selling drugs. There’s no hope at all for 2 Chainz, however, and it’s always nice to hear Big Sean rap down to everyone else’s level.


Freddie Gibbs - “Freddie Soprano”
I’d be willing to bet Freddie Gibbs doesn’t really brush his teeth with Hennessy. The 30 year old Gary, Indiana MC (thug life) has a new one coming out on July 9th and in the grand tradition of Getting You Hyped, here we have one of the better tracks to feature a seamless Die Hard reference only seconds before rapid-fire murder threats and bit of fun at the expense of Kobe Bryant’s achilles tendon. You may find yourself involuntarily nodding your head to the ID Labs production on this one, what with the going hard and all that, so I strongly recommend avoiding the corners of coffee tables if you’re listening to this as a toddler.


Joey Bada$$ - “95 Til Infinity”
Remember when I said Joey Badass’ Summer Knights mixtape would be out on the 12th? I was wrong! Due to reasons I actually don’t know or care about, we should see it pop into existence on July 1st. Unless it doesn’t. As a consolation prize, "95 Til Infinity" does just fine. When Badass spits “I’ll do your girl like this beat, straight fucking it up/Ya’ll niggas nothing to us/This feels like nothing to us/Son, taught your daughter how to bust a nut for fun” you realize the rumors are true and he really is quite popular with the ladies. You have to figure that’s about as gentle a come on as can be expected from a young man who partially spells his name with dollar signs.


Schoolboy Q feat. Kendrick Lamar - “Collard Greens”
This dude is going to be so rich so soon. Schoolboy’s album Oxymoron fast approaches, and with “Collard Greens,” Q reminds us why he’s poised to blow up and have sex with our girlfriends. In fact, that’s basically the general message here. Kendrick Lamar has an extended verse with a few bars in Spanish, the essential point of which being that some sweet little thing is getting the D because her boyfriend sucks. Bummer! Listen to it fifteen times and then buy your lady a present. It may already be too late.





Straight Dope: June 10th


Action Bronson feat. Wiz Khalifa - “The Rockers”

The most profound thing about this song is the threat of a Marty Jannetty dropkick. I don’t know who made Action Bronson angry enough to conjure up such terrible imagery, but I would not want to be in his shoes. He probably heard this song and left the country. I wouldn’t be surprised if Bronson got fined for this. You can’t just go around threatening people with violence so extreme in nature.

As you well know, Mr. Jannetty is formerly one half of the Greatest Tag Team duo in WWF history, The Rockers. He and his partner Shawn Michaels would never officially win the title during their three year run together, but whenever they shared the ring they put on a tag team wrestling clinic. Their relationship would eventually end, of course, and Jannetty would find himself exiled from the WWF for many years after beating up a cop. We'll probably never know if he deployed his signature move, the Rocker Dropper, or nailed the officer with a devastating dropkick, but I can't see any reason why he wouldn't have.

Did I know any of that before I heard this track? No. Am I sorry to know it now? Yes. But only because I realized I’ve been living a shell of a life for not giving Mr. Jannetty and his dropkicking prowess the proper respect. I wish he was on this track himself. But hey, Wiz Khalifa! He's a rapper! Suppose I ought to have mentioned that at some point.

Bronson’s Saab Stories EP is out June 11th.


Run The Jewels - “36” Chain”


I don’t have a 36” chain, so I don’t know what that feels like. I do know that this track is an absolute banger and El-P and Killer Mike are killing it 24/7 at this stage in their careers. I guess I don’t really know if that’s true, I suppose they could spend their downtime drinking lemonade while putting together jigsaw puzzles, but I just realized as I was writing this that drinking lemonade and doing puzzles is awesome. Like I said, killing it.


"36” Chain" is brought to us through the Adult Swim Singles Program, which runs every June in collaboration with their affiliated label Williams Street Records. Snatch it up at adultswim.com and check back every Monday for a new track all summer long.

Mr. Muthafuckin’ eXquire - Kismet Mixtape


The first track on Kismet opens with a sample from the Sega Genesis classic Altered Beasts and continues with eXquire reflecting on his troubled upbringing, his fear of losing his mother as a child, the decision to talk about guns for amusement without the intention of using them for violence, and the image of his dick floating in a bubble bath. I can do no further convincing.


Download Kismet at Audiomack.



Wu-Tang Clan - “Family Reunion”


After I listened to "Family Reunion" for the third time, I became acutely aware of a strange creeping discomfort making its way up my spine. I had noticed it before but dismissed it, after all, there was a new Wu-Tang song in my headphones. As this feeling intensified, the lyrics became clearer in my mind, and I had to brace myself from slipping into a terrible frenzy as I heard Masta Killa spit about barbecuing and chasing potato salad with shots of 40 proof Ciroc while kids played happily around them.

I was powerless to untangle my thoughts, so powerful was the rage and confusion clasped about me, dragging me beneath the waves of hysteria. What the hell was he saying? These dudes made 36 Chambers! Someone slap him! Get him away from that mic!

I threw down my headphones and paced over to my window. Throwing back the curtains and pushing open the glass, I shouted profanities into the night. This track had broken me. It was so unapologetically, thoroughly feel-good that it made me question my own capacity for love. I pressed my fingers to my throbbing temples and took a seat on the floor. I could hear the muffled O’Jays sample seeping into the ether from my headphones and openly wept. What had Method Man said? Reunited, the whole world excited? Excited. Homie wore gasoline boots in hell, now that was exciting. This was toxic.

I held my head in my hands until I heard the RZA outro the song and slipped into unconsciousness. When I awoke, the name Russell Jones had been scratched into the floorboards beside me.






Straight Dope: June 3rd


Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are expecting a baby girl. This news should not be exciting to anyone reading it, and under ordinary circumstances I wouldn't bother to help circulate the news outside of the celebrity stalker bubble surrounding whichever network carries their horrifying reality television program. However, given Ye’s close friendship with rap’s Most Likely to Succeed, Jay-Z, I feel it’s my duty to prepare you for the new face of internet fan fiction that will surely be kicking into overdrive any day now.

Just imagine: Blue Ivy and Kimye roll up to the club in Yeezy’s 2011 Murcielago. They’re holding hands now (they are always holding hands) because, as best friends, they are inseparable. Mama Knowles-Carter told Blue she had to be back before 2am, but looking into Kimye’s eyes on this night, she knew curfew would have to wait. They had reason to believe Rick Ross was inside with a briefcase full of Rohypnol and it was time for revenge...

The possibilities are endless. I can’t wait to see which one goes to rehab first.


Hodgy Beats - “Years”

I was going to open with a completely true story about Tyler, the Creator joyriding Justin Bieber’s car through a gated community in California before being stopped by former NFL superstar wideout Keyshawn Johnson. I refrained. After all, I wouldn’t want to seem like an Odd Future shill after featuring them so heavily in last week’s column. So, instead of writing my lead around Tyler, we’ll compromise with a brand new Hodgy Beats track. Does that make sense? Nope! But if I didn’t mention it, I wouldn’t get that delicious Golf Wang payout at the end of the month.

For real, though, I’m broke. Sponsor me. I like cats. I can wear Supreme. I’ll do it. I just want to eat.

Download Hodgy’s totally free new mixtape, Untitled EP 2, from the Odd Future website.

Joey Bada$$ - “Word is Bond”


Joey Badass has been casually blowing up since 2010, and he’s right in the middle of the deck with other formerly underground/now rich as hell/soon to be rich as hell acts like Kendrick Lamar, Action Bronson, A$AP Rocky, and Danny Brown.


"Word is Bond" features Badass’s classic 90’s flow over a stripped down Statik Selektah beat with cuts that I suppose you might be compelled to call “tasty.” Tasty cuts. That’s a thing now.


Look for the Summer Knights mixtape next week, and Joey Badass’ debut album later this year.


Run the Jewels feat. Big Boi - “Banana Clipper”


Killer Mike made his debut way back in 2000 on the OutKast track "Snappin’ and Trappin’" (which sounds like a grand ol’ time). Last year, he released his sixth studio album, R.A.P. Music, with production handled entirely by Definitive Jux founder and underground hip hop pioneer El-P. It was, in a word, excellent.


A week later, El-P dropped Cancer 4 Cure. It was his first release in five years, and received similar acclaim. It was even good enough to take away some of the sting of Definitive Jux going on hiatus as a traditional label in 2010.


Keeping this crazy romance they have going, the pair have united as Run the Jewels, and are collectively two of 2012’s Undisputed Hip Hop Champions. Joined by Big Boi, "Banana Clipper" finds the group dissing all comers while only occasionally stopping to verbally high five each other. It’s good fun.


When Killer Mike finishes touring with Big Boi, Run the Jewels are heading out on the road themselves with Definitive Jux rapper Despot and ex-Das Racist member Kool AD. Their free (free!) LP will be released through Fool’s Gold Records later this month.


Of course, the tour doesn’t come through Buffalo, so I guess we’ll just have to cry about it. But, hey, we got LL Cool J last year. Because that’s the same thing.

Yep.